Our program who art in memory
Hello be thy name.
Thy operating system come
Thy commands be done
At the printer as it is on the screen.
Give us this day our daily data
And forgive us our I/O errors
As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Lead us not into frustration
And deliver us from power surges
For Thine is the algorithm, the application, and the solution
Looping for ever and ever.